Eversince i chance upon this website, it's been a routine duty to open it first thing Monday morning to check out new entries of the week. I have placed it on the Surf & Turf section of our blog for others to click on anytime.
People send in a postcard, with all their secrets, things they want to get it out, but at the same time, it doesn't necessarily mean you want to share it with someone, but sharing it with the world and still remain anonymous.
It feels real reading them, and some you realise, there are others like you, and it's nice tearing over some cards, knowing you're never alone in this world where the art of survival and reality of life looks back at you and say, Boo! and some get the chance to say it back.
I's still searching for the book in Singapore, Borders would be my safe bet, i just need to drag my feet to town and do it!
This is not a paid advertisement, by the way. heheheh...
It's still Monday folks, so yeah, wipe that freaking smile off your face, and bring me another mug of coffee will ya!
Monday, November 27, 2006
Friday, November 24, 2006
You know Christmas is coming when...
I was in the airport yesterday, and there right in the middle of DFS was this bright lit tree, with Santa, sleigh and gazebo that has angels sitting on them.. kids and adults taking pictures and riding the sleigh,while it was raining heavily outside.
It's wet season here,i can't say its cold, cos Lars and Mush would laugh at me and say you call 28 degrees cold??!!! heheheheh.
But, it's same feeling any oh how, for it's rainy, "cold" and you see all the lights and trees and people actually greeting you in shopping malls,not sure if it's season's greetings or could be due to people are spending more this month and bonus is round the corner... :D
I tried once, when this girl wished me and i said, well, i don't know, it's not that good a morning today, i saw a dead bird on my way here with it's brains splattered, and i don think we should smile that much today in honour of the dead. NEXT! i could have sworn that was coming out of her mouth for the next customer to pay her things.
It's 2.2 months bonus for all civil servants!! hmmm... i don't know what's so civil about being a servant, but 2.2 months bonus, SHOW ME THE MONEY!
Have a good weekend folks!
It's wet season here,i can't say its cold, cos Lars and Mush would laugh at me and say you call 28 degrees cold??!!! heheheheh.
But, it's same feeling any oh how, for it's rainy, "cold" and you see all the lights and trees and people actually greeting you in shopping malls,not sure if it's season's greetings or could be due to people are spending more this month and bonus is round the corner... :D
I tried once, when this girl wished me and i said, well, i don't know, it's not that good a morning today, i saw a dead bird on my way here with it's brains splattered, and i don think we should smile that much today in honour of the dead. NEXT! i could have sworn that was coming out of her mouth for the next customer to pay her things.
It's 2.2 months bonus for all civil servants!! hmmm... i don't know what's so civil about being a servant, but 2.2 months bonus, SHOW ME THE MONEY!
Have a good weekend folks!
Monday, November 20, 2006
Till my next nonsensical episodes...
If you can't laugh about this you need help.... This is a supposedly true story from the Word Perfect help line. Needless to say the help desk employee was fired; however, the person is currently suing the Word Perfect organization for "termination without cause". This is from the taped conversation leading up to dismissal:
"Word Perfect Technical Desk, may I help you?"
"Yes, well, I'm having trouble with Word Perfect."
"What sort of trouble?"
"Well, I was just typing along, and all of a sudden the words went away."
"Went away?"
"They disappeared."
"Hmm. So what does your screen look like now?"
"Nothing."
"Nothing?"
"It's blank; it won't accept anything when I type."
"Are you still in Word Perfect, or did you get out?"
"How do I tell?"
"Can you see the C: prompt on the screen?"
"What's a sea-prompt?"
"Never mind. Can you move the cursor around on the screen?"
"There isn't any cursor: I told you, it won't accept anything I type!"
"Does your monitor have a power indicator?"
"What's a monitor?"
"It's the thing with the screen on it that looks like a TV.
"Does it have a little light that tells you when it's on?"
"I don't know."
"Well, then look on the back of the monitor and find where the power cord goes into it. Can you see that?"
"Yes, I think so."
"Great. Follow the cord to the plug, and tell me if it's plugged into the wall."
".......Yes, it is."
"When you were behind the monitor, did you notice that there were two cables plugged into the back of it, not just one?"
"No."
"Well, there are. I need you to look back there again and find the other cable."
"Okay, here it is."
"Follow it for me, and tell me if it's plugged securely into the back of your computer."
"I can't reach."
"Uh huh. Well, can you see if it is?"
"No."
"Even if you maybe put your knee on something and lean way over?"
"Oh, it's not because I don't have the right angle-it's because it's dark."
"Dark?"
"Yes-the office light is off, and the only light I have is coming in from the window."
"Well, turn on the office light then."
"I can't."
"No? Why not?"
"Because there's a power outage."
"A power... A power outage? Aha, Okay, we've got it licked now. Do you still have the boxes and manuals and packing stuff your computer came in?"
"Well, yes, I keep them in the closet."
"Good. Go get them, and unplug your system and pack it up just like it was when you got it. Then take it back to the store you bought it from."
"Really? Is it that bad?"
"Yes, I'm afraid it is."
"Well, all right then, I suppose. What do I tell them?"
"Tell them you're too stupid to own a computer."
"Word Perfect Technical Desk, may I help you?"
"Yes, well, I'm having trouble with Word Perfect."
"What sort of trouble?"
"Well, I was just typing along, and all of a sudden the words went away."
"Went away?"
"They disappeared."
"Hmm. So what does your screen look like now?"
"Nothing."
"Nothing?"
"It's blank; it won't accept anything when I type."
"Are you still in Word Perfect, or did you get out?"
"How do I tell?"
"Can you see the C: prompt on the screen?"
"What's a sea-prompt?"
"Never mind. Can you move the cursor around on the screen?"
"There isn't any cursor: I told you, it won't accept anything I type!"
"Does your monitor have a power indicator?"
"What's a monitor?"
"It's the thing with the screen on it that looks like a TV.
"Does it have a little light that tells you when it's on?"
"I don't know."
"Well, then look on the back of the monitor and find where the power cord goes into it. Can you see that?"
"Yes, I think so."
"Great. Follow the cord to the plug, and tell me if it's plugged into the wall."
".......Yes, it is."
"When you were behind the monitor, did you notice that there were two cables plugged into the back of it, not just one?"
"No."
"Well, there are. I need you to look back there again and find the other cable."
"Okay, here it is."
"Follow it for me, and tell me if it's plugged securely into the back of your computer."
"I can't reach."
"Uh huh. Well, can you see if it is?"
"No."
"Even if you maybe put your knee on something and lean way over?"
"Oh, it's not because I don't have the right angle-it's because it's dark."
"Dark?"
"Yes-the office light is off, and the only light I have is coming in from the window."
"Well, turn on the office light then."
"I can't."
"No? Why not?"
"Because there's a power outage."
"A power... A power outage? Aha, Okay, we've got it licked now. Do you still have the boxes and manuals and packing stuff your computer came in?"
"Well, yes, I keep them in the closet."
"Good. Go get them, and unplug your system and pack it up just like it was when you got it. Then take it back to the store you bought it from."
"Really? Is it that bad?"
"Yes, I'm afraid it is."
"Well, all right then, I suppose. What do I tell them?"
"Tell them you're too stupid to own a computer."
2 More Weekends To Go - Woo Hoo!
First of all, don't think anyone can see my do the dance of joy right now and the fact that only an insane, caffeine-ed person like me would look at the calendar every chance i could and realise, my man is coming down soon... heheheh. And would you believe it, it's Monday and i am smiling and doing the dance of joy.. that is not routined, and PMS is not here yet either. After 5 mugs of coffee today, i could leap over tall building in a single bound, run faster than a speeding bullet, dance and still type on my blog! All this with glazed wide eyes, listening to Linkin Park screaming, In The End...The wonders of CAFFEINE!
Have a saneful Monday everyone!
Have a saneful Monday everyone!
Friday, November 10, 2006
3 More Weekends To Go - Yippee!
TOP 10 SIGNS YOUR FAMILY IS STRESSED...
10. Conversations often begin with "Put the gun down, and then we can talk".
9. The school principal has your number on speed-dial.
8. The cat is on Valium.
7. People have trouble understanding your kids, because they learned to speak through clenched teeth.
6. You are trying to get your four-year-old to switch to decaffeinated.
5. The number of jobs held down by family members exceeds the number of people in the family.
4. No one has time to wait for microwave TV dinners.
3. "Family meetings" are often mediated by law enforcement officials.
2. You have to check your kid's day-timer to see if he can take out the trash.
1. Maxwell House gives you industrial rates.
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TOP TEN WAYS TO KNOW IF YOU HAVE PMS...
10. Everyone around you has an attitude problem.
9. You're adding chocolate chips to your cheese omelet
8. The dryer has shrunk every last pair of your jeans.
7. Your husband is suddenly agreeing to everything you say.
6. You're using your cell phone to dial up bumper stickers that says, "How's my driving? Call 1-800-EAT-SHIT."
5. Everyone's head looks like an invitation to batting practice.
4. You're convinced there's a God and he's male.
3. You're counting down the days until menopause.
2. You're sure that everyone is scheming to drive you crazy.
1. The ibuprofen bottle is empty and you bought it yesterday.
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TOP TEN THINGS ONLY WOMEN UNDERSTAND...
10. Cats' facial expressions
9. The need for the same style of shoes in different colors
8. Why bean sprouts aren't just weeds
7. Fat clothes
6. Taking a car trip without trying to beat your best time
5. The difference between beige, off-white, and eggshell
4. Cutting your bangs to make them grow
3. Eyelash curlers
2. The inaccuracy of every bathroom scale ever made
1. OTHER WOMEN
10. Conversations often begin with "Put the gun down, and then we can talk".
9. The school principal has your number on speed-dial.
8. The cat is on Valium.
7. People have trouble understanding your kids, because they learned to speak through clenched teeth.
6. You are trying to get your four-year-old to switch to decaffeinated.
5. The number of jobs held down by family members exceeds the number of people in the family.
4. No one has time to wait for microwave TV dinners.
3. "Family meetings" are often mediated by law enforcement officials.
2. You have to check your kid's day-timer to see if he can take out the trash.
1. Maxwell House gives you industrial rates.
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TOP TEN WAYS TO KNOW IF YOU HAVE PMS...
10. Everyone around you has an attitude problem.
9. You're adding chocolate chips to your cheese omelet
8. The dryer has shrunk every last pair of your jeans.
7. Your husband is suddenly agreeing to everything you say.
6. You're using your cell phone to dial up bumper stickers that says, "How's my driving? Call 1-800-EAT-SHIT."
5. Everyone's head looks like an invitation to batting practice.
4. You're convinced there's a God and he's male.
3. You're counting down the days until menopause.
2. You're sure that everyone is scheming to drive you crazy.
1. The ibuprofen bottle is empty and you bought it yesterday.
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TOP TEN THINGS ONLY WOMEN UNDERSTAND...
10. Cats' facial expressions
9. The need for the same style of shoes in different colors
8. Why bean sprouts aren't just weeds
7. Fat clothes
6. Taking a car trip without trying to beat your best time
5. The difference between beige, off-white, and eggshell
4. Cutting your bangs to make them grow
3. Eyelash curlers
2. The inaccuracy of every bathroom scale ever made
1. OTHER WOMEN
Wednesday, November 08, 2006
Happy Birthday Skat!
On your very special day
There are things I'd like to say to you my love on your special day:
I am forever thankful God sent you my way.
Like a gift from up above,
you showed me how it is to feel real love.
I know many mountains we've had to climb
and sometimes forever has seemed like a very long time.
Yes, we've endured our share of pain,
but together we have so much to gain.
Bigger mountains may lie ahead,
but together there is no hill we can not tread.
So always remember my love for you,
and there is nothing together we can not do.
I'll be here forever - my love is true.
The person beside me, that would be you.
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