I don't suffer from insanity; I enjoy every minute of it.
If I throw a stick, will you leave?
Errors have been made. Others will be blamed.
A cubicle is just a padded cell without a door.
Do not meddle in the affairs of dragons, because you are crunchy and taste good with ketchup.
Never argue with an idiot. They drag you down to their level then beat you with experience.
If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you.
A closed mouth gathers no foot.
Don't worry about the world ending today. It's already tomorrow in Australia.
A pat on the back is only a few centimetres from a kick in the butt.
The more crap you put up with, the more crap you are going to get.
What if the Hokey Pokey is really what it's all about?
Think nobody knows you're alive? Try missing a payment.
Does it scare you that you are looking for wisdom from a T-shirt?
And your cry baby whiny-butt opinion would be...?
I started out with nothing and I still have most of it left.
Sarcasm is just one more service we offer.
A balanced diet is a cookie in each hand.
